REVIEW / Dexter: New Blood Season Recap

By Patrick Nagy

Wow! Here we are. The year is now 2022 and am I’m actually writing about Dexter? Dexter the serial killer of baddies and other serial killers?! That Dexter??? You heard that right! Showtime, original show runner Clyde Phillips, and star Michael C. Hall decided to give it one more go and right the wrongs of the last season that aired back in 2013.

Let’s be honest (in my honest opinion), the show “Jumped the shark” after season 4. So they decided to give it another try, and jump back into the world of Dexter (based off a series of novels by Jeff Lindsay) and leave us all with a little better taste in our mouths.

We start out with where the original series left us. Dexter has moved to a remote town under an assumed name “Jim Lindsay” which I assume is a nod to the original author. Long gone are the tropical beaches of Miami, instead we find our protagonist deep in the woods working at a sporting goods and supply store. The interesting plot move is he is now dating the town Chief of Police, Angela Bishop played by Julia Jones. I guess Dexter just can’t stay away from his police upbringing. A kind of “keep your enemies closer” type of thing, maybe. Yep, Dexter has the perfect alias and the perfect new life…and he would’ve gotten away with it too if not for that snooping kid.

Kid you ask? That’s right! Dexter’s past catches up to him when his long lost son Harrison (Jack Alcott) tracks him down.

Angela Bishop (played by Julia Jones) and Jim Lindsay (aka Dexter Morgan - played by Michael C. Hall) in Dexter: New Blood

This instantly throws Dexter into a world of confusion as he wants to reconnect with Harrison. He feels regret over abandoning him, but it also brings the return of his “Dark Passenger”. We also see Dexter’s imaginary moral compass (in the form of his late adopted father Harry) has been replaced by his now late sister Deb. Jennifer Carpenter reprises the role she brought to life from the original, only this time she’s in Dexter’s head. She knows what he is, knows what he’s done and that he want’s to do again. Carpenter seems to relish this role screaming in Hall’s ear at close range (her ex-husband in real life).

Deb Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter) in Dexter: New Blood

Soon after Harrison shows up Dexter wastes no time in finding a potential baddy to quench his dark desire. The local rich kid bully, Matt Caldwell (Steve M. Robertson) has a questionable past accident and very little care for the rules or laws. Dexter reluctantly sells Matt a rifle from the store and forces him wait the federally required three days despite Matt’s protest. Later that week, Dexter delivers the weapon to Matt’s house where a disgruntled friend let slip that Matt may have gotten away with murder in said accident thanks to his father’s money and influence. In light of this confession, coupled with Matt illegally shooting a rare white deer on native land (right when Dexter was about to pet it!)…Well. That’s all Jim, I mean Dexter needed to bring back the iconic kill room and dispose of the body via his fire pit. Later he moves the body parts to a local incinerator when the search ends up on his front door.

This brings us to our true baddy of the mini series, Matt’s father: Kurt Caldwell. Kurt is masterfully played by the legendary Clancy Brown. Kurt has it all for a big fish in a small town. Money, influence, and some dark secrets of his own. Kurt believes Dexter has something to do with Matt’s disappearance and he makes sure he’s a thorn in his side throughout the series.

Kurt Caldwell (played by Clancy Brown) in Dexter: New Blood

Another outside character interfering with Dexter’s quiet hidden life is true crime blogger Molly Park played by Jamie Chung. Her podcast “Merry, F*cking, Kill” explores serial killers. She even had episodes on the Trinity Killer and the Bay Harbor Butcher! She comes to town trying to break the case on a string of missing women in the area over the past twenty or so years.

Podcaster Molly Park (played by Jamie Chung) in Dexter: New Blood

All of these factors interfere with Jim (aka Dexter) trying to reconnect with Harrison who also appears to have his own “Dark Passenger”. Harrison meanwhile is dealing with his sense of abandonment, memories of his mother’s brutal murder, the first time feeling accepted by classmates and his wrestling coach / police deputy Logan (Alano Miller), and finding love in his new girlfriend Audrey (Johnny Sequoyah). Audrey by the way is the adopted daughter Chief of Police Angela whom is dating Dexter…it’s a lot.

Jim/Dexter (Michael C. Hall) bonding with Harrison (played by Jack Alcott) in Dexter: New Blood

If you’re a fan of the original series I think you’ll really like this one. It has all the elements of the original series and a few call backs including an appearance of the Trinity himself. (John Lithgow). I myself really enjoyed it. Not to talk badly about the final four seasons, but the creators got what I think they finally set out to do, give the fans a little closure.

The full season of Dexter: New Blood is streaming now on Showtime.

CLASH OF THE MONSTERS - WEEK #2 / VAMPIRES

PART 2 of 4 - A Zombie, Werewolf and Vampire walk into a bar…

This month we are diving into the love, fascination and strength of some classic monsters. We’ll cover some of the history through the lens of pop culture and try to wrap our head around the “rules” of each as we determine why each are so nightmarish.

We’ll wrap the month discussing the battle’s outcome. Join the conversation on social media to be included in our final CHAMPION discussion. Which monster would win in the situation noted? You decide.

BATTLE SYNOPSIS:

Its 9pm on a Saturday in October. The full moon is bright. A small corner bar in a hip area of town is super busy. Patrons crowd the bar for a drink. On one side near the entrance sits a vampire. Across the bar you find a werewolf, in the center, a zombie. The fight starts when the zombie turns and takes a fatal bite from a local…and the vampire locks the door.

WEEK 2: Vampires

By Patrick Nagy

Vampire lore seems to be as old as the mythical ageless beings themselves. The oldest stories can be traced to the middle ages when plague utterly destroyed villages. People often look to explain away the unexplainable with mythical stories of monsters and dark magic. If an entire family died, it must’ve been the undead draining them of their life while feasting on their blood of course! Through time these stories got more pronounced and overlapped true history. There was Elizabeth Báthory bathing in the blood of peasants to retain her eternal youth, notorious succubus Lilith who’s origins go all the way back to the Garden of Eden, and of course the infamous Vlad the Impaler.  He’s rumored to have killed his enemies in battle by impaling them on a large stake, while enjoying a meal and dipping his bread in their blood. He must be a vampire right? Vlad is believed to been the inspiration for author Bram Stoker’s 1897 literary classic Dracula.

Archival art depicting Vlad the impaler’s spikes.

Much like zombies, there are different types of vampires. We have all sorts of vampires now. Regal vampires, scary vampires, transforming vampires, shimmering vampires, parasitic vampires, funny vampires, breakfast cereal vampires…the list goes on and on.

Dracula is important because at the turn of the last century motion pictures started to take off. From black & white silent films to IMAX full color blockbusters, Hollywood went crazy for movie monsters and there are none bigger than the Vampire!

The classic Dracula vampire is most commonly known. The role was made famous by Hungarian-American actor Bela Lugosi and then brought to life again and again by the likes of British born actor Christopher Lee. There was even a “Blaxploitation” version called Blackula starring William Marshall. Many years later the Gary Oldman and Francis Ford Coppola brought it back to its bloody roots in their version of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 

Movies posters of Dracula staring Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee and Gary Oldman

One of the rare and legendary early adaptations on screen was the German vampire movie Nosferatu starring Max Schreck as Count Orlok. What makes this film so unique was after it’s 1922 release, Bram Stoker’s widow sued the producers of the film for being too close to her late husband’s story even though names and locations were changed. The suit ordered all copies be destroyed, yet a few survived and today it is regarded as an influential masterpiece of cinema. In Nosferatu, Count Orlok does not appear to “make” vampires but does kill his victims. This drove home the lore that vampires existed within the shroud of a plague. 

Max Schreck as Count Orlok in Nosferaut

The Lost Boys with Kiefer Sutherland and the Corys are loosely based on the Dracula rules. To be apart of gang, you must first drink their blood. Even after drinking though, in order to “become” a vampire you must also feed on human. Plus funny blood suckers in movies like What We Do in the Shadows with Taika Waititi and Jermaine Clements also have similar “no sun, avoid wooden stakes” rules. Heck, there are even movies for vampire hunters like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Blade starring Wesley Snipes.

Billy Wirth as Dwayne, Kiefer Sutherland as David, Brooke McCarter as Paul and Alex Winter as Marko as the vampires in The Lost Boys

On the opposite end of the spectrum we also had teen angst vamps in Twilight starring Robert Pattinson and Christen Stewart. The Twilight vampires have very little similarities to the classic Dracula type. They go to high school (despite being hundreds of years old) and can walk in the sun. They have marble like skin so once once sunlight hits them, instead of burning they sparkle. These type of “blood suckers” are as far away from the scary monsters in the lore. They can turn a human into one of them by a simple venomous bite and live forever. They can also have children who then are vampire hybrids. Oh, and believe-it-or-not, they can be vegetarian. 

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight.

The one that seems to be the outlier is Richard Matheson’s I Am Legend. In his 1954 book, vampires bring back the plague idea and become more the evolutionary infected rather than the Dracula type. This idea brings one of the more modern takes on vampires. The 2009 novels (and later the television series and graphic novels) The Strain by Director Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan takes the more infected I Am Legend hive mind approach. They use long stingers to suck the blood of their victims while transferring a worm into their body.  The “Ancients” control them. This is NOT the vampire you’d want to be. This is probably the closest “zombie” like vampire of the group. The vampires aren’t sexy, or even pretty. They can’t fly, or hypnotize, or change into a bat, or even think for themselves.

Will Smith with a vampire in I Am Legend

So to recap:

Folklore Vampires (Elizabeth Báthory, Lilith, Vlad the Impaler)

• Run of the mill tall tales

• Don’t know who caused all this death? Must be a Vampire! (or a Witch)

• Weakness: Dig them up and burn their heart. If that doesn’t work, call a priest!

Dracula Style (Dracula, Nosferatu, The Lost Boys, Interview with a Vampire, True Blood)

• Regal, possibly royal

• All powerful, seductive, can transform, immortal

• Weakness: A wooden stake through the heart, crucifix, holy water, sunlight, killing the master kills the hive

Modern Vampires (Twilight, Discovery of Witches, The Vampire Diaries)

• Slight variations, but mostly still Dracula-esque

• May shimmer in daylight, more lovers than fighters

• Weakness: A broken heart

I Am Legend Vampires (The Strain, Blood Red Sky, Daybreakers)

• Infected

• Weakness: Sunlight, modern weapons, Nuclear bombs to their home soil

"A Zombie, Werewolf and Vampire walk into a bar…" 
Alright, let’s get down to brass tacks. For this battle scenario I’m gonna go with the more “traditional” Hollywood Vampire. The sexy, yet powerful vampire we all grew up with. They’ve been around for hundreds of years, and they’ve seen things. They know how to handle themselves. I see the vampire mostly taking a back seat for the start of the battle and let the Werewolf deal with the current Zombie outbreak. After all werewolves are supposed to be alive and warm blooded so they will attract the brainless undead. Once the werewolves are out of the way, all the vamps have to do is take out what’s left. But then again, what if the sunrise hits and a zombie breaks a window or two? What if the werewolf manages to turn a human to join him? Where are the pool cues?! Who ordered the garlic pizza?!!!!!

Honorable Mentions:

Interview with the Vampire (1994): This movie introduced a larger audience to Anne Rice’s 1976 series where Lestat is a freaking rock star. It also provided a new love for the depressed vampire. It had great character development between Lestat (Tom Cruise) and the sad Louis (Brad Pitt), Also a great introduction to the “interview” style.

Fright Night (1985): Chris Sarandon stars as the mysterious neighbor that may be a vampire.  The main character, a teenage boy witnesses a possible murder which of course nobody believes him. So he has to get his favorite TV vampire slayer (Played by Roddy McDowell) to help him.  It’s like an 80’s campy Rear Window with vampires.

From Dusk til Dawn (1996): Let’s just say Robert Rodriguez makes some fun stuff.  George Clooney as a bad guy vampire slayer and Salma Hayek as a smoking hot striper/vampire. It even has Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin, Tom Savini and Quentin Tarantino (who wrote the screenplay) to name just a few. WIN!

Let the Right One In (2004 book & 2008 movie): Although Hollywood made a US version, the original Sweedish movie is heartbreaking and terrifying.  Eli (Lina Leandersson) and Oskar (Kåre Hedebrant) are spectacular children who have a friendship the world should be afraid of.  It makes being a “Renfield” super sad and extremely disturbing.

The Monster Squad (1987): Super fun nostalgic movie for me. Kids trying to make sure the classic Universal Monsters (including Count Dracula) do not take over the world.

Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries (books 2001 - 2013): Although HBO’s True Blood was a fun adaptation of the books, the vampires in the Sookieverse had a few new rules. Like vampire blood was like a drug that can heal but if you were almost out of blood it would turn you. This brought in more of a political world that not all vampire stories tell (aside from Blade and Underworld to name a few). 

Random Thoughts / The Addams Family Movies Cast Revisited

MOVIE: The Addams Family (Part 1 - 1991) & Addams Family Values (Part 2 - 1993)

STARRING: Raul Julia, Anjelica Houston, Christina Ricci, Christopher Lloyd, Joan Cusack, Jimmy Workman, Carel Struycken, Christopher Hart

By Patrick Nagy

Getting into the spooky season here and I had the most random thought. The Addams Family films in the 90’s were cast perfectly! Haven’t seen them in a while, but I remember really liking those films. Yes, I even liked Addams Family Values. The only random one is Pugsley, but then again how hard is it to find some random Bobby Hill looking kid?

Okay, getting down to brass tacks!

First up is Gomez. I remember thinking when they cast the late Raul Julia it was a bit confusing. I only remembered him vaguely from a few dramas and a thriller or two in the 80’s. The only comedy I can think of was 1988’s Moon Over Parador with Richard Dreyfuss (also it felt weird not seeing John Austin after years of Addams Family re-runs, but I digress). Anyway, Raul Julia killed it! Just the right amount of suave vs odd and the pencil thin mustache was a nice touch. He played the character very Peter Lorre-esque.

Raul Julia as Gomez Addams

Next up was Uncle Fester. Originally played by silent film child actor Jackie Coogan, Fester is by far the strangest of the strange when it comes to the Addams’. Bald, dumpy, pale, can light a lightbulb with his mouth…who could've played such a mad-cap character better than Doc Brown, and Reverend Jim himself?! I mean Christopher Lloyd in that role will be tough to beat. He had the quirks, and the child like mischief that Coogan brought to life so many years before, down to a science. A bonus is fellow Taxi co-star Carol Kane playing Grandmama in the sequel.

Christopher Lloyd as Fester Addams

One of the more interesting Addams that the films focused on was the daughter Wednesday (played by up and coming star Christina Ricci). The cynical (and slightly psychotic) Wednesday was the perfect foil for any outside forces trying to get the best of the fish out water family. Whether it was trying to steal their fortune, kill her beloved uncle, or getting sent off to summer camp, Wednesday with Pugsley in tow always seemed to get the better of their opponents in the most dark and hilarious way.

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams

There are many other fun and slightly off family members appearing here and there that help keep the story moving. Such classic oddballs like their monstrous butler Lurch, the ever helpful bodiless hand simply named “Thing”, and the bowler cap wearing talkative hairball Cousin Itt are all in there, but there is one Addams whom is the most perfectly cast…

Dana Ivey as Margaret Alford with John Franklin as Cousin Itt

Anjelica Huston playing the sultry dark matriarch Morticia Addams. Even before the internet and social media you could just feel the buzz coming out of Tinsel Town, this was the perfect cast! I don’t know if there has ever been a better choice for an actor to play a classic role. Huston is Hollywood royalty, and her Oscar winning portrayal as a Mafia daughter in 1985 Prizzi’s Honor gave her the sex appeal. Her turn as a veteran con-artist in 1990’s Grifters added to her mystique, and her take on Roald Dahl’s The Witches sealed the deal. She could be all the things that make an amazing Morticia. I would argue she was better than the original.

Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams

So there you have it! No point or reason to this article, I just wanted to say The Addams Family films from the 1990’s, are some of the best cast films in history!